So, last week we discussed my addiction to the True Mom Confessions website, now let's talk about the male equivalent True Dad Confessions.

One of my boyfriends best guy friends apparently posts confessions here so he's the one who turned me onto it. The majority of his friends are married (all with children) and according to him, all they do is BITCH about life.

Reading the confessions on this site tells me that is true.

Here are a few that stood out for me:

"My wife's nether regions are NOT the same since she had our son. And, it's been five years now. I really expected it to shrink back into what it used to be. They have surgery for this, but she'd never stop bitching if I brought it up."

"I let her think her vagina isn't different after kids, but in all reality it's like putting a hotdog into a hallway now."

Yeah add that to my list of 987,483 reasons not to have kid! The last guy I dated was recently separated from his wife who had given birth to three children and he confirmed that this is true. The myth that vagina always "snaps back" after childbirth is the greatest story ever sold. Now, I'm not an expert because I only have one vagina and no human being has been expelled from it, but lots of men have stated that this is the truth. Having kids ruins your vagina unless you're lucky enough to get a c-section.

Sorry but I'm not gonna stretch my crotch for what could practically be a two decade long emotional, mental, and financial burden.

I am too hot in bed to take that risk so I'll pass. Great sex lengthens your life and aids in depression, while children shorten it and cause more depression.

Here are a few more...right from the male mind.

"Being a dad has some great highlights, but most of the time the responsibility is a drag and pain the the ass."

"I really wish the condom had not broken. I can never be young and free again."

"My kids annoy me. sometimes I stay at work until they go to bed. I love them and I'm not sure why I feel this way."

"I hate you for "forgetting" your Pill."

Wow. So fathers are just as secretly unhappy as mothers. Interesting...

Oh but this one is priceless and I can't say I disagree with the guy.

"Sorry, sweetie, but being a SAHM DOES make you my slave. Just because you half-assed at a job while you were waiting for a naive sucker like me to put a ring on your finger does NOT mean you know what I'm going through at work. I'm a white male, so I don't have any "special interests" groups eagerly waiting to jump in on my behalf if I get fired, so unlike YOU, I actually have to DO WORK to keep my job. And as the sole bacon-provider for this family, I make the money that pays for EVERYTHING. The roof over your head, the copious amounts of food you cram into your fat face, the computer (and high-speed internet) you plop your ever-widening ass in front of all frickin' day. You, a grown woman, are as dependent on me as our children. I pay for you entire existence.

And as far as your "job" being as stressful and important as mine - are you trying to make me die from laughing so you can collect the insurance money?! You talk about being a maid, cook, chauffeur, nanny and blah blah blah - but LOOK AROUND - the house is a mess, the only meals served in this house come from boxes, when I come home the kids are telling me about all the crap they've watched on TV all day! What the hell is it you do that's so tiring?! You don't clean, you don't cook, you don't have to drive anywhere that's more than 20 minutes away - hell, most days it seems that you don't even shower or make the minimal effort required to look like a half-decent human being! You have a dishwasher, a vacuum cleaner, a washing machine and dryer. My mother did a LOT more than you do, with a helluva lot less. THAT'S why she hates you. And damn me for not listening to her when she warned me about you.

If you don't like it, put the kids in daycare and get a job - I won't stop you. No? You're not going to do that? Yeah... I didn't think so. Shut your complaining food-suction hole, realize how good you've got it, and don't make a fuss if you have to put my shoes in the closet or clean the beer cans I left on the coffee table. And don't you DARE tell me to "pull my weight" around the house, bitch, because I've got the house, the cars, the bills, the food, the clothes, the kids and YOU all chained to MY fucking back - and I'm carrying all of that weight on MY shoulders ALONE."

Holy Christ on crutches. With a wife like that, who came blame this man for the venom he just spewed. He has a miserable life with this woman. I bet there are scores of SAHM's who behave in this very manner. What a bunch of cunt muffins.

Whew, my man will never feel this way about me because that will NEVER be our life.