Great. Now breeders are taking over the office with all of their parenting fuckery and bullshit.

I just finished reading this article and can barely contain my annoyance.

Apparently there is an epidemic of people are bringing their little crotch monsters to work with them every fucking day.

I can't even believe companies are allowing this shit, much less promoting it.

If an employer is so interested in allowing parents to be with their kids 24 hours a fucking day, why not let their asses work FROM HOME?

Why are they being allowed to bring their babies into the office to disrupt everyone else?

How idiotic to pay an employee to basically take care of their snot monsters at your fucking place of business.

I can't imagine this policy going into practice at my office. I've been there for nearly six years but I'll tell you what-I'd resign in a fucking nanosecond if this shit were permitted. Goodbye 401k contributions, three weeks paid vacation, company sponsored pension...GOODBYE!

The thought of having to listen to "Mommy" in the desk next to me cooing baby talk to her munchkin, breast feeding, shushing a whiny infant and smelling up the entire goddamn office with Junior's poopy diapers is just unbearable.

And tell me something, how the fuck can the co-workers of these people concentrate with crying, babies in the cubicle next to them? Hell, how can the PARENT concentrate having a noisy ass baby with a shit smeared, diaper padded ass demanding all of their fucking attention when they're trying to work?

Fuck this shit. I get annoyed when people bring their babies into the office for ten minutes. I could NEVER work in an environment crawling with them.

Unless your goddamn baby can clock in and do some fucking work, make copies for me, or pick up lunch at the deli down the street-it doesn't belong in the workplace.

Damn, is no place sacred from breeders and their spawn? They're even taking over offices now! We are running out of "adults only" retreats and it's pissing me off. No wonder so many parents are completely arrogant and entitled. No place is off limits to their baby. Crying children are welcome everywhere these days- regardless of whether or not others are hindered by their presence.

Fuck.This.