Every time I read about vaginal birth I learn something new and horrifying. I really need to stop myself but then again, this is knowledge that could help someone stay childfree so I feel as if it's my civic duty to present all of the information I come across.

Even the nasty shit that induces vomit.

Anyhow, the ways in which childbirth wreaks havoc on a woman's lady parts are limitless.

This is another one of those monumental reasons I won't have kids.

Anyway, let's begin today's lesson on how childbirth can fuck up your vaj.

I just recently heard the term Cystocele and decided to see what it meant.

Let's just say I shouldn't have eaten lunch before I decided to research this topic.

A cystocele is medical condition that occurs when the tough fibrous wall between a woman's bladder and her vagina is torn by childbirth, allowing the bladder to herniate into the vagina.

Basically, this fucking thing can cause your bladder to drop allllllll the way down to either reach the opening of the vagina or can even cause the bladder to bulge out through the opening of the vagina!

OMFG GAG ME UNTIL I HURL FOR DAYS ON END!!!!!

EWWWW!!!

ICK!!!!

Can you imagine having your bladder sticking out of your hoo-ha? To call this a crisis would be a significant understatement.

This is a VAGINAL CATASTROPHE!

According to this website, the most common cause of a cystocele is childbirth.

Surprise, surprise.

Yet another way in which popping out a twat muffin can ruin your sexual organs.

Count me the fuck out.