So today, I'm at Target picking up a few items, in a major rush because I had a doctor's appointment this afternoon right?

Well of course, Murphy's Law kicks in and my militantly childfree ass had the misfortune of getting in line behind the most idiotic breeder twat muffin of the goddamn year.

This fuckstick is letting her motherfucking kid count the money out to pay the cashier with-which would have been fine had the kid obviously not been what seemed to be a total dunce and frequent rider of the short bus.

This whore is holding up the line trying to give her fucking crumbsnatcher a MATH LESSON!

"Hannah, count out the change...what does two quarters make honey?"

Uh...exsqueeze me? WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS FUCK!?

"How many dimes will you need to add to the two quarters to equal 80 cents Hannah?"

By the perplexed look on the kid's face, I just knew it was going to take a LIFETIME for her to figure this out.

Arghhhh!

I could not take it. I had to put a stop to this bullshit.

"You are holding up the line ma'am. There are people behind you. You and your child are not the only people in the store."

Of course the self-centered, inconsiderate, breeding bitch gave me an annoyed look as if I was being unreasonable to request that she hurry up and pay rather than trying to teach her brat how to count change when there are 6 people in line behind her.

Fuck! I hate self-absorbed, assbag breeders think the world just HAS to take a backseat to the priorities of them and their spawn. People like this have no concept of courtesy. They think the whole universe revolves around them and their awfulspring.

This ho-bag felt perfectly entitled to spend 10 minutes teaching her kid how to count money in a long ass line at the expense of everyone else's time.

BITCH, PAY THE FUCKING CASHIER, FIRE UP THE MINIVAN, AND TRY TO REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD OTHER THAN YOU AND YOUR MATHEMATICALLY CHALLENGED FUCKTARD OF A KID!