Dear Breeders At The Theater- Please Fucking Die.

I guess I shouldn't continue to be surprised or appalled at entitled, inconsiderate, self-absorbed breeders who insist upon hauling their children to ADULT intended venues but dammit, I just cannot NOT be appalled.

Recently, me and a group of my girlfriends decided to take in a 10pm screening of an R rated film...

Again I don't know WHY I allow myself to be shocked at the ignorant actions of breeders anymore, but honestly you could have knocked me over with a feather when a couple with TWO strollers sauntered into that movie theater and plopped their asses down into the front row of seats.

The children with them appeared to be between 2 and 4 years old and let me just say...this is not a tame R rated movie. This was a screening of "Precious".

Not familiar with it? Take a gander at the trailer.


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This film is rife with profanity, shows scenes of sexual abuse and incest, and depicts explicitly violent acts of child abuse and attempted murder.

Looks like a great choice for children doesn't it?

Me and my friends were personally traumatized by the movie and cried intermittently throughout (we even passed around a box of tissues)...and we are ADULTS.

Grown ass people (besides us) in this theater were openly sobbing and emotionally distraught by the film.

What fuckwit would bring TODDLERS to see this? The trailer alone - which has been airing for months via commercial and on Oprah's show - should have indicated to everyone viewing that the themes of this movie are not appropriate for children!

The atmosphere...a theater full of adults trying to enjoy a movie they paid $10 to see, in peace and quiet, is not an appropriate atmosphere for children.

What the fuck are you breeders doing?

And as I expected, the disturbing scenes of violence, anger, and yelling got these kids crying pretty early on into the film.

Typically though, mommy and daddy didn't see the need to give the rest of the theater any reprieve from the shrieks and wails of their little twat monsters. There was no removing of the children. The rest of us be damned. The shithead "parents" (I use that term loosely) were not going to miss a nanosecond of the movie to tend to THEIR fucking kids.

It pissed me right the fuck off. I wanted so badly to get up and go complain but my friends begged me not to.

Ugh.

What I really don't understand is WHY this is allowed. The asshole taking tickets won't let me bring in a milkshake from Cold Stone but he lets these breeders into a graphic R rated film with two whiny ass kids under the age of 4?

Where the fuck are the priorities here?

Why are there not stringent rules at movie theaters that say: "For the consideration of our patrons attending any film rated R, and for the consideration of children viewing images deemed not to be age appropriate by the MPAA, we prohibit the presence of children under the age of 13."

It's really that fucking simple, why is it not done??

This is the second R rated movie I've been to in the last few months where I've seen babies and/or toddlers in the theater. The other was equally inappropriate for kids, the horror film "Orphan".

I can't begin to understand why people are so blatantly inconsiderate of others when bringing their kids to ADULT venues.

I can't begin to understand why people allow their toddler spawn to sit in loud theaters with movies filled with adult language and pervasive violence.

And lastly, I can't begin to understand what is so fucking hard about getting a goddamn babysitter!!!!!!!


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