*Sigh*

I'll never fully comprehend WHY mothers come barging into the CF blogosphere asserting their non-sensical, opposing viewpoints into conversations where they won't be welcomed, but alas, this is evidently a typical day in the life of an internet mommy troll.

Funny how WE never troll THEIR blogs on a daily basis waiting to disagree with something they've written, but with us it's sadly commonplace to see this.

Yesterday, a commenter named "HawkMom", who identified as a SAHM, talked about "going to a shelter" or trying "to get an apartment or hotel room and/or collect on welfare and WIC for a few weeks or a few months" if her husband were to leave her.

In the next sentence she talked about how "being dependent on my husband for income isn't as scary as it may seem" and I immediately got flashbacks/PTSD from all the empty-ended utterances of my naive BFF.

My response to "HawkMom" wasn't oozing with the warm and fuzzies she thought her retarded ass comment deserved, so she got pissed off because "peeple on teh interwebs iz mean" and sent me this hee-larious email that I couldn't NOT share with my beloved readers.

It does include my translation of the text so enjoy!

*Oh and yeah her email address is included on purpose. Let this be a lesson, angry moms of the universe. Don't send me a scathing rebuke/admonishment cause it becomes my property in it's entirety once you do and I WILL publish it in order to get maximum satisfaction from making fun of how lame you are.*

from: hawkmom60@gmail.com
to: Childfree Chick
date: Sat, Jan 9, 2010 at 10:04 PM
subject: Agree to Disagree

"Childfree Chick,

"You seem like a very angry person."

(Translation- "You cut me down to size with all the facts you presented about the risks of a SAHM lifestyle and I don't have a strong counter argument other than to call you 'angry' you Meanie McAngryPants!")

"I've been respectful and civil to you, but your responses have been nothing but rude rantings. I didn't lecture you. I've only asked you why you insist on being so rude to a complete stranger, especially a neutral one."

(Translation- When you present facts on YOUR PERSONAL BLOG, that make my choices seem foolish, it's mean AND YOU'RE JUST A BIG MEANIE with all of your fancy facts and knowledge! Why can't you just nicely pat me on the top of my head for my uber-dependent lifestyle? Oh and note how I refer to myself as "neutral" even though that's a blatant fallacy cause I'm defending a lifestyle I currently live.)

"I find it odd that you find nothing wrong with calling me a delusional hypocrite, while I'm not allowed to point out the hypocrisy in your vitriol towards any woman who doesn't share your views or lifestyle. It's hard to take your argument seriously, when you angrily cut down any opposing view."

(Translation- You're ummm...an angry meanie! And ummm....a hypocrite for reasons I can't explain cause they don't exist. Meanie.)

"You can disagree with me without attacking my very existence, but you choose to do just that. I frequent another CF woman's blog and comment and I've never had any problems. I don't know what your deal is, but good luck with it. I had no issues with you at all until this little exchange, and I don't do internet arguing so I'll unsub your blog there will be no more comments from me."

Best,

HawkMom

(Translation- You critiqued my existence/way of life and since your opinion of me and said existence is so valuable, I'm terribly upset. I can't validate or defend my own lifestyle choices and reading about how my decisions could come back to bite me in my ass makes me feel worse about myself. I don't do internet arguing but when a blogger engages in a vigorous debate with me ON THEIR PERSONAL BLOG and it doesn't end the way I want it to, I will send them chastising emails threatening never to come back to a blog I'm not the target or intended audience of anyway.)

Honey, last I checked, no one has the power to "attack your existence" unless you give it to them.

Thank you for the unnecessary email correspondence and for caring so much about my opinion of your life.

It's nice to know I'm that influential.

Whiny, Insecure SAHM, party of one, your table is ready!